JESSICA SIMPSON WANTS TO GET NAKED

Jessica Simpson’s last two movies have been complete and utter failures by any reasonable definition, but she does want to continue acting, and that can only mean one thing.  Full frontal nudity.  Nice.

A source said: "Jessica is in the running for a role that, if she gets it, will put her right on the map in terms of acting.  The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgment, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

I'm not sure how forcing the cast and crew to masturbate helps her career in any way, but who am I to argue, as it seems God has now taken over.  Well, maybe not God, but whoever it is that answers my prayers about tricking hot chicks with big boobs into taking their clothes off.