BRITNEY STOLE A LIGHTER, MY HEART

Britney Spears has been on a shoplifting rampage lately.  Last month she stole a wig from the Hustler store on Sunset, last week she stole four coats from designer Katja Berglund, and last Friday the criminal mastermind struck again when she stole a lighter from a gas station in full view of the paparazzi, then bragged about it (video here).  Well, at least she's anonymous and can't be oh wait never mind.  The Sun UK says:  

She responded: "I stole something? Oooh, I'm bad!"Luckily for Britney, the owner, JATINDER KAUR, is refusing to press charges, preferring to wait until she returns and pays him back.He said: "Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39 (68 pence). I'm hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it."I know she can afford to pay for it, but I'm not planning to file a police report. It's still not right for her to steal the lighter."I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here."

This bitch is nuts.  She thinks she can do whatever she wants and no one will stop her.  She needs to be arrested immediately before she starts lighting homeless people on fire or building an underwater city.  Seriously, SHE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!  Why don't the cops see that?  I'd rather see Stalins brain put inside a 10-story fire breathing robot than Britney loose on the streets.