BRITNEY IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Life & Style says that Britney Spears has a new hot fella in her life and it seems they were made for one another.  And by that, I mean, he's a waiter.  His job is to bring people food, and Britney loves eating food.  Awwwww!

Brit, wearing black and dark sunglasses, and waiter Michael Marchand, dressed up in a shirt and tie, definitely caused quite a stir when they were spotted out together at Mirabelle restaurant, where Michael works, in LA on Nov. 21!An eyewitness tells Life & Style, “Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming – he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile.”Life & Style reports that Brit instantly fell for Michael when she was at Mirabelle in early November.

Well no shit.  He brought her cheesecake.  That's the key to Britney's heart.  It was the restaurant where he worked so he probably got her an extra big slice or a free bloomin onion that someone sent back.  If he had dunked that thing in butterscotch they'd be married by now.  (In other news, "Blackout" is now pretty much dead in the water.  Alicia Keyes new album, "As I Am", is the new number 1 record, selling 742,426 copies in it's first week.  By comparison, "Blackout" sold just 290,000 in it's debut, then dropped to 87,000 in week two, then just 51,520 last week.  It has now dropped all the way to number 23.  What if the joke is on you, Britney.)