JOHN TRAVOLTA IS A GOOD KISSER

The Daily Mail has a picture of John Travolta making a move on 91-year-old Kirk Douglas while accepting a lifetime achievement award at the Santa Barbara Film Festival.  Keep in mind it was Travolta accepting the award, not Douglas.  And Douglas wasn't presenting the award, he was just standing there.  And if you need any further evidence that Travolta is gay, read what the director of Hairspray said about life on the set with Travolta in drag:

"Crew members would come up and give a little goose to the butt or the (breasts) or something and I think that he enjoyed it because I think that it made him feel like he was accomplishing his goal, like he was really being sold as a woman.  And I think that that was really important to him that he not be perceived as a guy doing this in drag – that he genuinely be perceived as a female on set and I think it totally made him giddy to think that the crew was sort of trned on in a weird way but it was really, really fun.”

I know I've said this a billion times but when I was bartending at hotels in Marina del Rey and Santa Monica, Travolta used to hit on me and invite me up to his room.  That dude is gay.  I feel bad for the straight guys on that set.  If I saw Travolta coming at me dressed as a woman, free to be himself under the guise of "acting", I would cut a rope and drop a sandbag on his head.  And if that missed I would fake my own death, just tip over a light and climb under it and then cut my head like they do in wrestling and hope that my ever expanding pool of blood would scare him off.