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BRITNEY IS PATIENT
November 15, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Believe it or not, if you stand in front of a moving car and hit the driver in the eyes with a strobe light, you may possibly get run over. Jumping up and down on a diving board while wearing roller skates also has a shocking conclusion. I won't tell you what it is, or it will ruin the surprise. Say what you will about Britney, but she has amazing self control with these idiots. If I were in her shoes I would drive one of those big commercial drills they use to tunnel through mountains and just grind those fuckers into paste.
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