PARIS HILTON = FAIL

November 12, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

I've never worn lipstick (in this country), but I like to imagine I could figure out how it's done. I wouldn't look at the directions because I'm pretty confident I can guess what they would say. Step 1. Put lipstick on lips. Step 2. Ta-da! This is all news to Paris Hilton apparently, who showed up in Seoul, Korea with lipstick smeared all over her teeth like she did it while riding a pogo stick on ice. To be fair, Paris Hilton is a fucking retard, and the fact that she can even cross the room without setting herself on fire is an accomplishment on par with the artificial heart.

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