BRITNEY IS SAD, CRAZY

Us magazine says that Britney Spears erratic behavior is because she's suffering from depression and ADD, not because she’s on drugs.

Why does Spears, 25 — even after having physical custody of her kids taken away — keep exhibiting such questionable parenting skills? Sources say the troubled pop star does not seem to grasp the gravity of her custody case, and they blame her bizarre public behavior (swapping clothes with a stranger, among her recent moves) on psychological issues, not drugs. “It’s not substance abuse — it’s mental!” a confidante tells Us. Pals suspect adult-onset ADD or depression, with one friend saying, “Postpartum has always been a problem” after giving birth to Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1.

Whatever. This bitch is just dumb. Why can't people just be called dumb anymore? They don’t even care. It’s like a dog, you can say horrible things about her right in front of her and it won't even register.  You also need to wap Britney on the nose with a newspaper if she tries to hump your friends.  No Britney, No!  Bad!  Bad Britney!   

(the video is up because it’s a Duran Duran song, called “Falling Down", and it has vocals by Justin Timberlake and features some Britney look-a-like being forced into rehab. So topical.)