EVANGELINE LILLY IS SINGLE

Evangeline Lilly has dated that little weenie Dominic Monaghan for like three years now, and they were even engaged, but now Page Six says she woke up one day and said, wow, I'm Evangeline Lilly, I'm super super hot, and I'm dating that little weenie Dominic Monaghan.  We're even engaged.  WTF is wrong with me?  (editors note – probably)  

Monaghan, whose character was killed off the show, was spotted crying, holding and kissing a woman who was not Lilly at El Coyote restaurant in L.A. on Saturday, reports entertainment blogger Nelson Aspen. "They were right in the middle of the room, they weren't interested in privacy," he said. "They looked very intimate. They were nursing margaritas, leaning in, chain-smoking, having intense conversation."  The two eventually drove off in a Toyota Prius together.

Wowww.  A hybrid?  Crying?  Tropical drinks?  What a stud this guy is.  The only way this sugary treat could be any gayer is if he was wearing a scandalous red dress during all this.

(best evangeline picture ever)