DOG IS SO SCREWED

The National Enquirer has obtained a nearly 11 minute audio tape that captures Dog Chapman – the star of the A&E show "Dog the Bounty Hunter" – telling his son Tucker that he must break up with his girlfriend because she's a … um …  because she's of African American desent.  The Enquirer says:

In a shocking world exclusive The ENQUIRER has obtained tapes of two revolting phone conversations in which Duane "Dog" Chapman unleashes a filthy bigoted attack, littered with the N-word and other disgusting racial insults.The star of the A&E reality show Dog, The Bounty Hunter directed his racist hatred at his son Tucker's girlfriend Monique Shinnery, who is black.

Go here to hear the tape, but be warned because he really does toss around "nigger" like 50 times.  Seriously.  It's bad.  The only way he could be any more owned in this thing is if he hung up the phone and Shaq was standing there.

UNSURPRISING UPDATE – A&E has just released this statement:  "A&E has just learned of the story released by the National Enquirer concerning Duane Dog Chapman. We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action."