JESSICA SIMPSON IS STUCK-UP

October 25, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson needs to stop wearing clothes that cover up her awesome rack, because that annoys me. For a girl who let Nick Lacheys goofy ass flop around on top of her, she's surprisingly uptight. I really don't think it's too much to ask that she parade around in next to nothing so I can objectify her. The only thing I can think is that her stylist is a gay guy and gay guys don't know how to dress hot chicks with big boobs and they very clearly have an ulterior motive, because hot chicks with big boobs are competition for the hot penis action they both so crave. I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS GAYS!!!

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