STUFF FROM ALL OVER

If Orlando Bloom is dating Jessica Simpson, it's news to Orlando Bloom, who was seen last night trying to cool things down with a dude whose girlfriend Orlando was hitting on.  I think.  It's a little confusing.  At one point it's hard to tell if they're about to fight or make out.  I think the other dude is in love.  Nothing happens and the video is boring, but the girl is super hot, so, awesome, right?   

KATIE HOLMES WANTS TO RUN A MARATHON – OK! says, "Katie Holmes has often been spotted enjoying an early morning jog around the European metropolis. And OK! has learned exclusively that she's not just doing it to keep her figure fit for Tom — She's fulfilling her dream to run in the New York Marathon."  I can't help but think of that Julia Roberts movie where she learned to swim so she could fake her own death and get out of her loveless marriage.  Katie is makin' a break for it.  If she starts to learn Spanish Tom better lock that bitch up.  

BRITNEY EXCELS AT FAIL – People says they have the exclusive first look at the Britney Spears cover for her new album, called "Blackout", which sounds like an interacial porn.  The cover is even worse.  It looks like something a retarded 6 year old would make as a birthday card for her cat.