BRITNEY IS A FANTASTIC MOM

As Life and Style reported last week, Britney Spears missed her first supervised visit with her two boys on Friday, and now new reports claim it wasn't because she didn't know they were waiting at the gate, but because she refused to allow a court appointed parenting coach to oversee the visit.  Sources say:

Britney Spears didn't answer her buzzer when her kids came to visit last Thursday is because she wants nothing to do with anyone who tries to tell her how to be a good parent.We're told Britney was well aware that her kids were coming at 10:00 AM. She had telephone conversations about it 10 minutes earlier. Britney's big concern was that she didn't want the parenting coach, who was in tow, to tell her how to interact with her kids.So Brit's solution was to not answer the buzzer, as her kids cried in front of the house and waited for 40 minutes before K-Fed's bodyguard pulled the plug and returned home.

Jesus, is there even a point to this?  It's obvious Britney can't raise kids and doesn't wanna raise kids.  Kevin should just send over a pumpkin glued to some shoes one day and tell Britney she's won, take the kids.  She'll only figure it out when one day the housekeeper makes pumpkin pies, and Britney will bring the empty pie trays to the cops, saying she wants to press charges against the housekeeper for making the kids so delicious.