BRITNEY IS A DAMN WEIRDO

September 25, 2007 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

Britney Spears must have a bladder like a shaken up puppy because she stops at every fast food place on PCH and uses the bathroom. And yesterday, like most of us, she invited the paparazzi in there with her. There are different theories concerning why she did this. The first 18 are that she's a fucking retard. The next 11 are also that she's a fucking retard, but prefaced by "OMG LOL". Theories 30 – 46 are that she's retarded and also drunk, while theories 47 – 92 are that she's a fucking retard, but "retarded" is spelled "we-todd-it", thus amplifying her retardedyness.

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