JESSICA REMEMBERED HOW TO DRESS

Jessica Simpson has been working out a lot lately and finally decided to show the results last night in Los Angeles, by reaching past the sweatpants and pulling out the Daisy Dukes.   And if you think this is all some tight-pantsed treachery, here are the pictures to prove it.  Suck on that naysayers.  These remind me why I began worshiping Jessica in the first place, lo these many years.  I figure she's at least as good of a god as that outer space puma Tom Cruise worships, or whatever the fuck it is scientologists believe in.  Or the weirdos in kaballah.  I think I read that their god is Cobra from GI Joe, but I'll have to double check.