BRITNEY AND MADONNA MIGHT GET KILLED

Yahoo says that Madonna and Britney Spears have been targeted by Palestinian terrorists, who have threatened to cut their heads off unless they convert to Islam and stop spreading their "satanic culture".  Hmm.  Well, they sound tough but fair.  Yahoo says:

The aggressive comments were launched by spokesman and senior leader of Palestinian terror group the Popular Resistance Committees, a group based in the Gaza Strip and responsible for the increase in shootings and bombings in the region.Muhammad Abdel-Al attacks the two pop stars, labelling them "prostitutes."Abdel-Al rants, "If I meet these whores I will have the honor–I repeat, I will have the honor–to be the first one to cut the heads off Madonna and Britney Spears if they will keep spreading their Satanic culture against Islam."He continued, "If these two prostitutes keep doing what they are doing, we of course will punish them."The comments have been made just as Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie prepare to celebrate the Jewish New Year with 2,000 Kabbalah followers in Israel.

Whatever.  Those pussies aren't gonna do anything. They don't scare me. My name is Kirsten Dunst, I'm a big Hollywood star who lives in Beverly Hills, and I sleep around and smoke and drink and you and  your fruity god can lick my ass if you don't like it.  It's not like you queers have the stones to do anything about it.