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September 8, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Angelina Jolie and her daughter Zahara walked around New York this morning with matching designer hand bags. It was kind of adorable. And moving, especially when you notice that Angelina is dressed in all black and Zahara is dressed in all white. Get it? Powerful stuff, huh? Like those posters of a black kid holding a dove or Jews and Arabs holding hands. Sometimes, when I think about all the strife in foreign lands, I wonder if I'm doing my part to help heal this world. Then I remember I'm not some cry baby queer and I throw a bunch of hundred dollar bills on the models in the hot tub. NAKED models. I can see their boobs and everything!