TOMMY LEE IS SEXY

Tommy Lee reportedly had sex on a banquette table in front of a room full of people at the Dune bar in the Hamptons Sunday night.  Page Six says:

Lee's raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl "were flat-out fucking" on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, "When Tommy walked in, he asked, 'Is it cool to have sex in here?' The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting."

What a sexy story.  This chick sounds like quite a catch.  I wish I could date her.  I bet we'd get married.  I really admire the way she fucked a guy in front of a bunch of strangers.  Her asshole must look like a window on a ship.  Rawr, that shit is hot!