NEW BRITNEY MUSIC, PART 2,3,4

September 4, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Three new Britney songs leaked this weekend, so if your hobbies include watching still photos while listening to formulaic pop, today is like a dream come true. The chorus or the bridge or whatever they call that thing (starts around 55 seconds in) on the first one is okay. I guess. Of course my expectations going in were pretty low. Like if you give a retard a rubiks cube, you're just hopeful that he won't eat it. This is exactly like that. The fact that she even finished a song is amazing. Halfway through I expected to hear a lighter click and then a long exhale and then a bag crinkling and then just munching and chewing. "So I been thinking about maybe getting a cow. You know, for summer…"

(two more after the jump)

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