ANGELINA JOLIE IS A GOOD MOM

Even though she has that weird vein in her forehead that looks like she's been confronted about her evil plan and now she's about to drop a chandelier on me, Angelina Jolie is still unthinkably hot, and I would bang her skinny ass until my penis rubbed against her so long it started a fire.  I would just follow her around all day trying to get in that cat.  She'd have to figure out a way to do the dishes and go to the kids soccer games with me trying to hump her.  Speaking of the kids, here they all are – minus Shiloh for some reason – in Central Park yesterday, having fun and playing on rides and eating ice cream.  Meanwhile, a thousand miles away, Jayden Spears is looking at his watch, wondering how long it will be until his mom figures out he's in the trunk under all the groceries.