SITE NEWS: A WORLD OF PAIN

Mornin', kids.  I hope your hangovers aren't too intense, and that whomever you woke up next to can make a decent cup of coffee.  Always remember: no one's as ugly as they seem in the harsh light of morning.

Anyway, this is just a little note to let you know that I'm Lance and I'll be handling site posts for the next couple of days.  I'm not quite as clever as Brendon, but I try to make up for it by being twice as vulgar.  Kind of like that girl in high school who's not super cute, but gives great head and lets you smack her around when you're feeling stressed.    

Yup, that's me alright.