THIS IS GROSS

TMZ says that Britney Spears and magician Criss Angel spent the night together in LA last night.  Angel has reportedly been helping Britney prep for her appearance on the upcoming MTV Video Awards, but that doesn’t explain why they were shacked up in a hotel room all night.  TMZ says:

They went into the W Hotel in Westwood last night around 3:00 AM — and didn't emerge until this early morning.  This is the second night in a row we've spotted the unusual duo at a hotel together. Early Thursday morning, they sauntered into the Towers Hotel in Beverly Hills together.

So Angel has now been linked to Britney, Cameron Diaz and Paris Hilton.  It's hard not to notice that all three of those girls are borderline retarded.  They just barely don't need to be kept on a leash.  People that simple minded are pretty easily impressed, like doing magic for a retard.  "OH MY GOD, HE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR!!!! AHHHHH!!!"