WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE?

The Mirror UK reveals today that Mel B's new husband Stephen Belafonte was arrested in 2003 for attacking his common-law wife Nicole Contreras.  Court papers accused him of "willfully and unlawfully using violence against Nicole“.  Belafonte pled "no contest" to the battery charge, which is considered the same as a guilty plea.  Belafonte faced up to one year in jail, but was let off with a suspended sentence, probation, and was ordered to complete a one year domestic violence program.  Belafonte began the program in 2003 but skipped so many classes that he was thrown out twice. He eventually completed the course in 2005.  Adding to all this, a different girlfriend tells the Mirror he cheated on her non stop and was “a psycho”.  She said:

"He never invited me over, never introduced me to his friends, never talked about his family. We met about two weeks after he broke up with the mother of his daughter.  But he later told me that he was still sleeping with her throughout the whole time we dated.  I knew in my gut something wasn't right about this guy. He was such a psycho and all-round weirdo."

Wow, what a cool guy.  I wish I could marry him.  All this AND he looks like he has Downs.  Hubba-hubba!