LINDSAY LOHAN IS PREGNANT. MAYBE.

Lindsay Lohan has basically fallen off the face of the earth since her DUI arrest on July 24th.  The rumor was she had gone to a rehab in Utah, but a new report says that's not the case at all, and Lindsay is actually in hiding because she's pregnant.  Splash says:

A friend close to the star told a US magazine that the actress may not be in rehab at all, and may be in hiding over the rumored pregnancy. A pal told the US edition of OK! magazine: “It wouldn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.”Lohan is reported to be at Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, but her spokesperson has refused to confirm the reports. Despite persistent rumors there have been no sightings of the star at the Utah complex.

Wow, if I were her I'd much rather have a drug addiction than a baby, because you can't just drown a drug addiction.  Those are a big deal.