BAM!

The Sun UK says that "Britney Spears reveals a rear-ly pleasing side of herself in these pics which have only just come to light", and I have no idea what the hell that means, but that might just be because I've been a little lightheaded ever since I saw her giant ass.  Opening this was like having a donkey kick me in the eyes.  I'm guessing you know the feeling.  The Sun says:

Taken just five days before the popstar's now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot's resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.

Wow, so these are the pictures from this night, I guess.  And it looks like Britney changed bra and panties with the other girl too.  What a fuckin weirdo.  Is that the room from "Saw"?  Who changes panties in a nightclub after dancing?  And this is a kids mom, for Christs sake.  Those kids could be raised better by the messages spelled out in a bowl of Alpha Bits.

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