BRITNEY SURE IS SEXY

The News of the World says that Britney Spears went straight from her disaster of an interview with OK magazine straight to a disaster of a video shoot for her new single.  They say she cried on and off all day, threw one hissyfit after another and left the crew standing around while she went and got a one hour massage.  Twice.  They say:

Looking dead-eyed and disorientated, the pop babe lost it during a shambolic video shoot and ended up "sobbing hysterically".At one point sad Britney, 25, squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space."She just didn't want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat."When she wasn't pissing people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney."She didn't eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.'And the wheels fell off completely when Britney attempted her raunchy pole dance scene.The source added: "She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. "She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing."You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit."Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically."All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home."It was a total shambles." "She is a mess. Britney's out of control and acting like a spoilt brat. It was embarrassing.

God this video is gonna be awesome.  Are they even gonna have three minutes of footage where she isn't crying or eating?  They'll probably have to stuff it with clips of skateboarding face plants and footage form Jurassic Park or something.  What is she supposed to be in this thing anyway?  She looks like a magicians assistant.  It's get me all hot, whatever it is.  I started to edit these pictures and I had no intention of taking my clothes off, but, look, there they are, on the floor.