WTF IS THIS

So if you haven't seen it yet, here's the complete OK! magazine article that promised us shocking revelations and pictures of Britney Spears.  Sadly, all it really does is tell us things we already knew and show us pictures we've already seen.  They did take a few new pictures (the shoot is seen from the street in the banner picture) but decided they were unusable.   It does list all the clothing items Britney or her assistants stole or ruined, which is neat, but other than that it's just dull empty nothing.  They might as well have told us her favorite color or that her goal in life is to keep reaching for her dreams.

(higher res copies of the scans here and here and here)