LINDSAY IS INNOCENT

Lindsay Lohan is hot and she has big boobs, so I'm naturally inclined to trust her, but she needs to shut the hell up for a while.  People magazine says:

Asked by TV's Access Hollywood late Tuesday if there was anything the actress, 21, wanted "to get out there" about the charges against her, Lohan responded:"Yes. I am innocent … did not do drugs they're not mine."Amid reports from police that they had received a 911 call from the mother of Lohan's former personal assistant, saying that Lohan was chasing her in an SUV, Lohan also said in her email, "I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom."Police found Lohan and the woman in a "heated debate" in the parking lot of Santa Monica's Civic Auditorium at about 1:30 a.m., according to Santa Monica police Lt. Alex Padilla.Lohan concluded her brief message with, "I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

What does that even mean?  "I'm innocent"?  Of what?  Sorcery?  Because you sure as hell were driving drunk with cocaine in your pocket.  Police only frame black people.  You did that shit.