BRITNEY IS IN CONTROL

Britneyexperts.com says that Britney Spears finished filming her video yesterday and it's the kind of poorly thought-out extravaganza that only Britney could mastermind.

Our insider told us that the music video is unlike anything Britney Spears has done before, pointing out that the video has a very eclectic feel to it with a lot of vintage elements. In one of the sets, there’s a drawing of Elvis on the wall and a little bit further down is one of Britney. There is also a night club set.Our insider says: “Not many people know how long this music video has been in pre-production. The entire concept behind the music video, which I cannot talk about, was entirely Britney’s idea, and this is the first time that she has been involved in it as early as the story board process, all the way to the production design and the casting as well. The only thing I can say is that this video is about “rebirth”. She also did all the choreography for it. This is her baby and is excited for all her fans to see it when it airs. She has been working extremely hard even though many fail to give her credit for it.”

Holy Christ.  Jive Records might as well just take their money and buy a bunch of gold bars and then throw that shit into a volcano.  Because this is basically the same thing.  But at least with the gold and the volcano you get to go to Hawaii.  And they have a bunch of hot Asian chicks there.  And hey, you're on vacation.  No rules, man.