LINDSAY IS UNDER ARREST

Lindsay Lohan and her boobs were arrested yesterday in Beverly Hills after she voluntarily turned herself in for her DUI on May 27.  TMZ says:

According to the official Los Angeles Sheriff's Department website, Lohan was held in custody for about an hour around 4:00 PM, until she was released on $30,000 bail. Sources close to the case tell TMZ that this was simply a routine process, as often times people arrested for driving under the influence are simply cited and released.  The actress was released on her own recognizance, routine for a first time DUI offense.  For now, Lohan is scheduled to be back in court on the 24th of August.

Thank god celebrities are turning themselves in in LA, because the cops certainly won't arrest any of them.  Apparently that shit is hard.  It takes, like, forever.  Hollywood cops run their law enforcement on the honor system.  If you did something wrong, just go ahead and swing by jail when you get a minute.  If not, that's cool too.  It's so hot today.  I wish we could wear shorts.  Hey, did you guys watch that Victoria Beckham show?  I thought it was a pretty good show.  She seems nice.

(I'm not sure if you're picking up on this but that last part was me doing an impression of an LA cop)