BRITNEY IS STILL SINGLE

Sexy news this morning from People magazine, who says that despite previous reports, Britney Spears is not dating her bodyguard Damion Shippen.  Which means she's still on the market, baby.  Rawr!  People says:

"He's her bodyguard and manny," says a source familiar with Shippen's employment. "They're not dating."Shippen, a California native described by the source as "funny, but on the quiet side," is "tickled" by the attention from the media. "But he really wants to focus on his job: taking care of the kids and of her," says the source.

Other sources said that one reason Spears might not be dating Shippen is because he's gay.  Which seems awfully convenient.  I'd tell Britney I was gay too if she was trying to make a move on me.  Come to think of it, I’d blow a dude in front of my parents if that's what it took to avoid sex with this donut-based, chain-smoking lump.