BRITNEY IS ABOUT TO GO NUTS AGAIN

X17 says that Britney Spears is all poised for another crazy meltdown as she is alienating the last of her friends and is now almost entirely alone.  Her cousin Alli has been a constant companion for the last month or so but now even she has had enough of Britney. X17 says:

We spotted Brit last night at 8:30 p.m. at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills (where we've seen her almost every day for the past week) crying! Apparently she was sobbing during dinner – with her new bodyguard/manny by her side – but still managed to puff through a few ciggies. She retreated upstairs to a room and we never spotted her again …Her cousin/assistant Alli has been conspicuously absent over the past week, since we first saw the new bodyguard/manny come on board. A source is telling us Brit and Alli are taking a much-needed break after so much time together over the past few months — that a little spat has temporarily separated the two.

I think a funny joke would be to hang out with Britney and randomly plant things like a skull or a black cat or get some friends to dress up like ghosts or zombies.  And when Britney says "what is that?", act like you don't see it.  She's already right on the edge so that would probably make her go all apeshit and start crying and freaking out and then while she's doing that, maybe you could watch some TV or something.  Like "Lost".  That's a good show.