JESSICAS MOVIE IS A MESS

The first story that ever came out about the Jessica Simpson movie "Blonde Ambition" – produced by her dad Joe – was when she said on the Jimmy Kimmel Show that she was making it with Luke Wilson co-starring.  This was all exciting news for Luke Wilson, because he had never heard of it before that moment.  Somehow they did eventually get Wilson to lower himself to this, but the movie continued to be a compete and total failure in every way nonetheless.  And now it's been announced the movie will miss its second release date and get pushed back until late August.  Gatecrasher says:

Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good."First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August," says an insider. "Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn't comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month."Another source says: "Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV."The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.

Anyone dumb enough to think this "Working Girl" remake was a good idea should probably be declared legally dead.  Jessica Simpson is a lot of things, but mostly hot, so they should make movies where she walks around in a pewter bra and holds a big sword and a panther on a chain.  It could be a fantasy movie, one where Jessica takes off her clothes and her tongue goes on the adventure of lifetime in a quest to reach the back of my throat.