PARIS HILTON IS TRICKY

I guess Paris Hiltons idea of a disguise is to wear the most conspicuous stuff in the world.  It's amazing she didn't put on a blinking clown nose.  She might as well ride around on one of those really tiny bikes like you see at the circus.  In Paris' head, that would work because normally you don't see her riding a really tiny bike, and now she is, so no one will think it's her.  The outfit she wore when she arrived in Hawaii yesterday fits that same description.  You don't normally see her with black hair and a big straw hat and a giant baggy dress.  So in Paris' mind, this works as a disguise.  The reality is you might not think this is her because – and I hate myself for this – she looks kinda hot.  She looks like an angel you might see in a porno.  Like if they made a porn with the Virgin Mary in it.  I don't know if they make that kind of porn but if they do, I think "Ejaculate Conception" would be a logical title.