EVERYONE HATES PARIS HILTON

Paris Hilton gets out of jail one week from today (wait, really?) and no one is more aware of that fact than her Hollywood Hills neighbors, who are sick to death of the media circus that Paris brings with her wherever she goes.  The Daily News says:

A spokeswoman for L.A. City Councilman Jack Weiss told us yesterday that his office had received more than 50 complaints from residents during her brief respite from captivity."Most concerned noise from the five helicopters that handled the live coverage of her one day at home," said the rep. "Other issues involved overcrowding and space issues, because the street is very narrow, doesn't have sidewalks and has no parking."The LAPD, Department of Transportation and Department of Street Services are bracing for her expected return next week. "There are no plans to force her out of her home," says the spokeswoman, "but action is being taken to minimize the annoyance of other occupants."

Well, it's the LAPD, so they'll do nothing.  These people need to take matters into their own hands.  Might I suggest cobras.