JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS SMOOTH

Justin Timberlake kills any and all rumors that he’s in love with Jessica Biel in a very candid interview with the Daily Mirror UK.  He also kills any rumors that he might not be an egotistical jackass.  The Mirror says:

The pop heart-throb called Jessica, 25, his "very dear friend" and said she texts him all the time. But when asked who the love of his life is, he replied: "I haven't met her yet." Ouch!Justin said: "She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don't know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn't really a good idea. This time I'm putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts!"Poor Jessica. Still there is one person who Justin is in love with – himself! He is not exactly bashful when it comes to assessing his appearance. Asked what he dislikes about his body, he bragged: "Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror."He added: "I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." And he also reckons he's irresistible to men saying that "plenty" of male stars hit on him, too.

Um, speaking as someone who has seen Justin in person several times, I can say without hesitation that the dude is completely ordinary looking in real life.  Actually he's short and kinda scrawny.  There's nothing remarkable about him in any way, although one time I did think he had the power to disappear by jumping though time and space.  Oh wait, never mind, there he is.  I was looking the wrong way.   Yeah, he's still pretty average looking.