PARIS WAS RELEASED BECAUSE…

Former publicist and current author/blogger Jonathon Jaxson says that depression and panic attacks were the mysterious "health reasons" that forced Paris Hilton to be released early.  JJ says:  

Paris was apparently suffering from severe panic attacks and depression, where she even became suicidal. Towards the end of her stay, Paris began, what others call, a nervous breakdown. Her psychiatrist was so concerned for her well being they did everything possible to get her to a place in which was comfortable for her and her health.

What do we have, voluntary fucking prisons in LA now?  No shit she didn't like it and freaked out, that's the point.  I'm surprised they didn't just lock her up inside Magic Mountain.  "I sentence you to 30 days on Viper and Goliath, and at night you will be confined to Bugs Bunny World where you will be served funnel cakes and those batman shaped popcicles.  The grape ones.  I think they have strawberry too and I guess you can have those if you want…"

UPDATE – now TMZ says the same