MAYBE PARIS’ AUNT HAS PRISON ADVICE

Elizabeth Avanzino is a 35-year-old woman who has been in prison five times, for offenses including drugs and prostitution.  Similarly, Paris Hilton began her first prison term yesterday.  And I say "similarly" because Avanzino is Paris Hilton's aunt.  The Daily Mail says:

Paris Hilton won't need to look beyond her family for advice on prison survival techniques as she starts her jail sentence.The hotel heiress' aunt, the half sister of Kathy Hilton, who has been in and out of prison since the early 90s, has offered to counsel Hilton after her 23-day ordeal in order to prevent her from following in her footsteps."Paris does have a lot of issues and I just want them to come up just to talk. She makes mistakes, but I think this goes deeper. People need to know their roots."For Paris money, fame, and fortune can hide addiction. But addiction is addiction, whether it's alcohol or speeding. It runs in the blood, it really does."

And this is EXACTLY what Paris would be like if she didn't have piles of free money handed to her since birth.  At best, she'd be the disappointing waitress at Hooters.  More likely, she'd be going up to cars on Sunset at 2am and asking if they "wanna party", and then doing that thing with her tongue against the inside of her cheek that implies a blow job.