PARIS IS ALREADY POPULAR IN JAIL

Susannah Johnson was released Saturday from the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, the prison where Paris Hilton will be taken into custody tomorrow to begin her 23 day sentence.  And Johnson says the other inmates have already formed an opinion of Hilton.  Try and guess if its good.

"The only advice I could give her when she comes is to shut her mouth and do the time," said Johnson, 35, of Claremont.Johnson said inmates were angry at Hilton, believing officials were making room for the starlet at the expense of other inmates already coping with crowded conditions in the 2,200-bed jail.Like other inmates in the special-needs area, Hilton will take her meals in her cell and will be allowed outside the 12-foot-by-8-foot space for at least an hour each day to shower, watch TV in the day room, participate in outdoor recreation or talk on the telephone.Besides a decidedly unglamorous orange jumpsuit, inmates are issued a standard-issue kit that includes: a toothbrush, tube of toothpaste, soap, a comb, deodorant, shampoo and shaving implements, along with a jail-issued pencil, stationery, envelopes and stamps.

Even the girl prisons in LA are filled with gang bangers and illegals who spend more time chasing chickens than doing their makeup, so I like to pretend some hard ass is gonna hide a sprinkler key and stab Paris in the neck, but thats probably too much to hope for, even though my heart is pure I wished upon a rainbow. 

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