LINDSAY TAKES REHAB VERY SERIOUSLY

After less than three full days at Promises rehab in Malibu, Lindsay Lohan has already left twice, once yesterday to go work out and late last night for an unknown reason.  And rumors persist that she will also begin leaving to work on her latest film, "Poor Things".  The producers have already rearranged their shooting schedule to accommodate her, but might not be able to wait a month without their star.  This, of course, sounds vaguely familiar.  When Lindsay was at the Wonderland rehab (or should it be called "Wonderful"), she left all the time and three months later was videotaped doing coke and blacking out in cars.  I'm gonna hand you an envelope now, and I want you to open it on July 4th, and only then will it be reveled that I drew a picture of Lindsay drunk and blowing a guy on a beach with fireworks going off in the background.  Am I a powerful psychic?  Yes, that must be it. 

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