31 DAYS TILL LINDSAY HITS VEGAS

Sources say that Lindsay Lohan isn’t letting rehab for alcohol addiction cramp her style – again – and she will still celebrate her 21st birthday on July 2nd as planned, with a two day party starting at Pure in Las Vegas. TMZ says:

The party is a contractual obligation with the Caesars Palace club, and, a source says, "Lindsay said she's doing the party in Vegas, no matter what … Just because you're sober doesn't mean you can't go out and have fun."

If being sober was so much fun for Lindsay she would have been sober all along.  This chick looooovess getting high and drunk and banging dudes.  It's her favorite hobby.  If she wanted to get on a bus and go to Mormon math camp, she would do that, but she doesn't, because that's boring.  Also boring: me bench pressing all this weight.