PARIS GOES TO JAIL IN 5 DAYS

Paris Hilton will begin her 23 day prison sentence in just 5 days, yet all outward appearances indicate she's living her life as normal.  The Daily Mail says:

…it was business as usual for Paris Hilton who arrived at a studio all frocked up for a photo shoot.Earlier that day she struggled to put on a smile as she left her Hollywood home in a hooded jacket and track pants. Her pals, including Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie, say the star is now feeling very anxious about entering prison.When asked if Hilton was nervous, Richie replied: "Wouldn't you be? Of course she is." And with good reason. New pictures of the cell that Hilton will share with an inmate have emerged.

And that's her cell above there.  God that thing is small.  I feel bad for her cellmate.  I'd rather be locked in a cell with Predator than Paris Hilton.