LINDSAY IS ADDICTED TO OXYCONTIN. MAYBE.

E! Online is reporting that, according to her father, Lindsay Lohan is addicted to not only drugs and alcohol, but also the powerful prescription painkiller OxyContin.  Her dad told E!:

"I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care.  And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step."

Keep in mind this dude just got out of jail and doesn't even speak to Lindsay because she won't return any of his calls or meet with him, so that raccoon who dumps over my garbage cans has a more intimate relationship with Lindsay than her dad does.  In fact, the raccoon told me she's into lortab and tylox too, and that there's a shipment of plutonium coming into Long Beach tonight.  Look's like it's time for me and Bandit to kick a little ass.