PARIS CRIES ALL THE TIME

People magazine says that Paris Hilton is terrified about her upcoming 23 day prison sentence and will break down in tears at a moments notice.  Sources say:

"Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her.  She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening."

And her friends – who are selfish whores – have behaved like selfish whores:

"Her biggest support has been her family – her parents without a doubt.  She talks to them a million times a day and they are doing everything they can to make sure that she comes out of this okay.  As for her friends, that's been another spot of stress for Paris.  She really can't take how most people around her have scattered and distanced themselves."

You think she's crying now, wait until some 200 pound dyke pounces on her like Ed Norton on Jared Leto in Fight Club.  You'll know when that happens because my post will look like "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!" as I squeal with delight.