BRITNEY WAS “VOMITING UNCONTROLLABLY”

Yesterday, Britney Spears posted a letter on her personal website insisting everyone else was to blame for her problems and she never needed to go to rehab because she has never had a drinking problem.  Now it comes out that just two days earlier, on Sunday night, she needed to be carried from the mens bathroom at Sky Bar because she was found on the floor vomiting uncontrollably.  To be specific, she was…

"…found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off.  She looked a real mess and was sitting on the floor with her head over the bowl throwing up.  There was vomit down the front of her black dress and around her mouth.  Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times."

The Sun UK says:

The singer disappeared to the bathroom just an hour after arriving at the Mondrian Hotel’s swanky Sky Bar with five friends.  Britney had to be carried out of the men’s toilets on Sunday night after she was discovered vomiting uncontrollably … Out of it, she was overheard telling hotel staff: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Things aren't going well for me at the moment."  … She was then carried out of the bar sobbing and covered in sick.

If you were Sean Preston and you had your choice of waking up by mom stumbling in at 2am, her makeup smeared, her wig turned backwards and hanging down by her neck, covered in vomit and smelling like cigarettes and beer OR someone could just dump a tub of snakes on you, which would you chose?  It's a tough question, but keep in mind, the snakes would probably try to leave, whereas Britney will stumble back and forth for hours, saying "wheres my littl'in at" and then drop you.  

UPDATE – be sure to notice the classy ring that she was wearing to accessorize her classy hat