DINA LOHAN WANTS HER NON-LINDSAY KIDS

Newsday says that Dina and Michael Lohan were in court today fighting over Aliana and Dakota Lohan, the younger sister and brother of Lindsay Lohan. Ali is 14, Dakota is, umm, younger than that. Or maybe older. Look, he doesn't have an IMDb page, so I have no idea. But thats him up top here. Newsday says:

Actress Lindsay Lohan's parents were in Nassau Family Court Tuesday morning, where Michael Lohan is seeking the right to visit his children.The matter was adjourned until June 8, to give lawyers time to discuss a possible agreement. On his way out of court, Michael Lohan said he is hopeful that things will work out.  "I just want to resolve this, and I wish for the best for the children, and for Dina and myself," he said. Dina Lohan declined to comment on the case, but she did take the opportunity to plug her daughter's new movie, "Georgia Rule.""The movie was amazing," she said. "You should see it".

Jesus, Dina should lose custody just for that. She can't even focus on her non-Lindsay kids at their own custody hearing. She's supposed to be an actress, she could at least pretend. Like I did when that bully said he was gonna beat me up the next day, and I ran home and made some traditional knee length trousers made from leather and wool and I got some suspenders and I made a mustache from horse hair and showed up the next day pretending to be an exchange student from Bavaria. 4 years later, problem solved, baby!