THE HOFF IS DRUNK

Entertainment Tonight will air a video tonight showing David Hasselhoff seemingly drunk as his daughter pleads with him to stop drinking. Amazingly, the video appears to have been Hasselhoffs idea. ET says:

he appears to be intoxicated in heartbreaking footage believed to be taken three months ago by his 16-year-old daughter, TAYLOR. In the video, Taylor begs her father to stop drinking, saying, "Dad, look what this is doing to you. You have to stop drinking alcohol, promise me you won't drink anymore. They're going to come tomorrow and test you, and you're going to lose your job." Sources tell ET that he told his daughters that if he ever fell off the wagon, they should tape him so that he'll know what kind of condition he's in and learn something from it.

In a statement just issued, Hasselhoff says:

"I am a recovering alcoholic. Despite that, I have been going through a painful divorce and I have recently been separated from my children due to my work. I have been successfully dealing with my issue. Unfortunately, I did have a brief relapse. Because of my honest and positive relationship with my children, who were concerned for my well-being, there was a tape made when I had a relapse to show me what I was like. I have seen the tape. I have learned from it, and I am back on my game. I thank God for the love and concern from my children. The tape made by my children was never meant to become public, but was obviously released by my estranged wife, who has her own agenda. I hope that someone else will learn form this tape, as I have."

Jesus are we sure he was even drunk in the video.  He's rolling around like he just got kicked in the head by a donkey.  Hey sweetie, how about you put the camera down and call daddy a doctor.