BRITNEY HAD A SHOW LAST NIGHT

For the first time in three years, Britney Spears stepped on stage last night and gave a short concert at the House of Blues in San Diego.  Billed as "the M & M's", Britney said nothing as she stepped on stage, then lip-synched through five of her hits before a quick "thank you" to the audience.  The show lasted less than 15 minutes.  The AP says:

She launched a short set with her classic "Baby One More Time," using a cafe chair as a burlesque prop while she pranced around the small club stage backed up by four dancers.Spears sped through the songs — all standards from her earlier albums — wrapping up after less than 15 minutes. She gave a shy goodbye before an old Madonna song came on over the sound system. "Thanks everyone for coming," she told the packed club.The comeback didn't hit a high note for everyone, some of whom paid upward of $125 a ticket."It looked like she lip-synched her way through the whole thing," said a disappointed Morgan Segall, 20, who flew in from San Francisco for the night."The M&Ms" had two other concerts scheduled at House of Blues venues in Southern California — one in Anaheim on Wednesday and the other Thursday in West Hollywood — according to the club's Web site.

Wow, what a sexy night.  A tubby mother of two lip synching songs in jean shorts and a bikini top – that shit is hot!  I can't be the only one who is super turned on right now.