ROSIE ODONNELL IS CLASSY

Rosie O'Donnell hosted the Matrix Awards in New York yesterday, an award to honor the achievements of women in media.  Over 2,000 were in attendance, and among those honored were Meredith Vieira, Joan Didion, Arianna Huffington and 17 high school girls who won scholarships to pursue their goals of a career in journalism.  So to class things up, Rosie said “fuck” eleventy hundred times and grabbed her crotch while yelling for Donald Trump to “eat me”.  Page Six says:

The loose-lipped lesbian dropped the F-bomb as Barbara Walters lowered her head on the dais and covered her face with her hand. O'Donnell concluded a rant about Donald Trump by grabbing her crotch and shouting, "Eat me!" "I was offended by how vulgar and common O'Donnell was," said Robert Zimmerman, a Democrat active in progressive causes. "It was especially inappropriate with young people present." Brandon Holley, editor-in-chief of Jane magazine, said, "I wasn't personally offended, but I thought it was fun to watch other people be offended." "I cringed and dove under the table when she said, 'Eat me,' " said one woman attendee who declined to be identified.

Thinking about Rosie O' Donnell grabbing her crotch and asking someone to eat her is my new least favorite hobby.  I don't love Donald Trump or anything but no one should have to be threatened like that.  It would seemingly be illegal, unless it were like a challenge on Fear Factor.  God knows why she wont just let the Trump thing go because he kills her every single time.  And yet there she is, making jokes about as funny as getting bit by a shark and being told you have cancer at the same time, happy as a raccoon in a dumpster.  Or Rosie O’Donnell in a dumpster.