ALEC IS A GREAT GUY, PART 2

Just a few months ago, Alec Baldwin was on "Larry King Live", and when Larry asked him about his daughter, Alec's demeanor was quite a bit different than it was in the now famous audio tape released earlier today (that story here).   To say he's a different person in private is like calling Kirsten Dunst "sorta ugly".  It’s a massive understatement that borders on being an outright lie.  It seems clear that Baldwin is a sociopath and needs to be arrested, without trial, and then maybe killed.  The hippies may scoff at the moral implications of something like that, to which I would fake a cough while barking out "homo".  To further discredit their pedantic objection, I would grab their wrists in front of the other members of whatever board is in charge of this sort of thing and demand they "stop hitting yourself". The room would then fill with murmuring and my powerful Aristotelian logic would win the day.