ITS ALL SOMEONE ELSES FAULT

About two months ago it was mentioned on here that Britney was going to claim that she shaved her head as a show of solidarity for an aunt who had cancer, not because she was high or drunk or emotionally unstable.  And now it seems she has decided to run with that excuse in response to an email her father wrote to the New York Post with a public apology from the Spears family to Britney’s former manager, Larry Rudolph.  Britney fired Rudolph last Friday.  Among other things, she blamed him for forcing her into rehab, even though she says she was never an addict.  Britneys dad writes:

"When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. "The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter's statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him."

Britney replied:

"I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It's sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman's love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now."

And as far as shaving her head, a source close to Britney says:

"Britney's aunt had just died of cancer. She was feeling very guilty because she hadn't been there with her, she was overwhelmingly depressed and she shaved her head in solidarity."

Well this is very obviously a lie.  If she shaved her to show her support, why has she worn a hat every day since.  Just once it would be refreshing if one of these celebrities wasn’t a total jackass, but of course now I’m just being ridiculous.  Of course they’re gonna be a jackass and fight with their dad through statements issued to a newspaper.  Man, if only there was someway to communicate directly … but how?!?!